Buzz Bites — 5/15/09: JOE JONAS, DRIPPING WET, FULLY CLOTHED, POOLSIDE? OH. YES.

+ Oh holy GOD yes that IS Joe Jonas drip-drying by the pool, after having jumped in fully clothed. Yes. It. Is. (Buzzworthy)

+ It’s Friday and we’re lookin’ great, feelin’ great. That’s why we’re sharing this instrumental version of Britney Spears’ next single “Radar,” courtesy of someone who seems pretty good at tickling the ivories. (BritneySpears.com)

+ And on that note, don’t bother putting that extra mole sauce on your chimichanga, kids. The JoBros have cancelled all their Mexican concert dates due to that pesky piggy flu that keeps rootin’ around. (Us Magazine)

+ Buxom country music sweetheart/legend Dolly Parton wants to lend a “set” of helping hands to “perk up” Jessica Simpson’s “sagging” career. (Celebitchy)

+ Barenaked Ladies have launched their own Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor, much like predecessors Phish and Jerry Garcia. And if ex-lead singer Steven Page had his way, he would have named it “It’s All Been Done” — and then frantically called his dealer. (The Canadian Press)

+ OMG we just got our frosted hair and fire engine-red lipstick in a twist — Blondie and Pat Benetar going on a U.S. tour this summer?  WHAT?! (The Tripwire)

+ And speaking of uh-mayzing summer tours, Blink-182, Weezer, AND Fall Out Boy are getting together and traipsing cross-country from July to October.  Word on the street is that All-American Rejects may join in the fun, too.  WEEEE! (MTV News)

+ If this rumor is true that Ashlee Simpson is preggo again… we just. cant. (The Blemish)

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